matt's huge ass paragraph :) (go back »)

anyways this isnt matt typin this beautiful complimentary paragraph about how GRRReat lauren is. shes bert and im carl. hahaha. many of you have not realized how wonderful this women is except for alex PEARson! and the fine people on her top. this fine young lady has something to say unless she falls asleep waiting for ur text or is looking for food. im tellin u this is girl is like NONSTOP on the food. 11 o'clock at night, "hey matt im just ate oreos cheetoes." can u belive that, after all this food she still is lookin finee. <--- FINEE. haha. she has wonderful thick hair were u have to dig though to get to her scalp. basicly this women is a TRIPLEQUADROUPLEPONIGONBIMOTHERFUIINSEXYASSMAMMAcycle u know what i mean?

oh and her top soppose to be in this order, alex, MATT, and everyone else that WAS on her top is gone, vanished, disappeared, tryin to think of more synonoms hah anyways u get the point.